{"id":1232,"date":"2015-10-24T12:20:43","date_gmt":"2015-10-24T19:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2015-10-24T12:20:43","modified_gmt":"2015-10-24T19:20:43","slug":"tea-bagged-yonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=1232","title":{"rendered":"When the tea is bagged up yonder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"getty embed image\" style=\"background-color: #fff; display: inline-block; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: #a7a7a7; font-size: 11px; width: 100%; max-width: 594px;\">\n<div style=\"overflow: hidden; position: relative; height: 0; padding: 68.350168% 0 0 0; width: 100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: inline-block; position: absolute; top: 0px; left: 0px; width: 571px; height: 389px;\" src=\"\/\/embed.gettyimages.com\/embed\/487307178?et=JYVzjxLsTk9AkcSjsTACfw&amp;sig=cztVASvt0mP0wkbymqhY75NT6bU8J4S8phgHw-C8W4Q=\" width=\"594\" height=\"406\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 0;\">\n<div style=\"padding: 0; margin: 0 0 0 10px; text-align: left;\"><a style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/487307178\" target=\"_blank\">View image<\/a> | <a style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\" target=\"_blank\">gettyimages.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Growing up in central Virginia in the 50s and early 60s, I developed an appreciation for rock, country and old-style gospel music that continues to this day. During the Kim Davis flapdoodle I made a Facebook comment &#8220;When the roll is called up yonder, she&#8217;s downstairs.&#8221; I&#8217;ve been meaning to turn that into a full sized song parody&#8230;. \u00a0so here goes.<\/p>\n<p>When they worship God and Mammon and repeal the Golden Rule<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re sure the only righteous way is theirs,<br \/>\nWhen they hate the ones that Jesus blessed and follow human fools<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder, they&#8217;re downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>Refrain:<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder,<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder,<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder,<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder, they&#8217;re downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>On the airwaves all across the land, collection plates are passed,<br \/>\nAnd the preachers, not the Lord, get all the shares,<br \/>\nAnd the sinners hate the sinners and a lot of stones are cast,<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder, they&#8217;re downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>Refrain<\/p>\n<p>Let them call themselves believers and\u00a0in lies put all their trust.<br \/>\nLet them quote from scriptures sorted out\u00a0with care,<br \/>\nThen when all their lives are over and their hatred&#8217;s gone to dust<br \/>\nWhen the roll is called up yonder, they&#8217;re downstairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>View image | gettyimages.com Growing up in central Virginia in the 50s and early 60s, I developed an appreciation for rock, country and old-style gospel music that continues to this day. During the Kim Davis flapdoodle I made a Facebook &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=1232\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[43,76,92],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}