{"id":38,"date":"2006-08-08T09:32:16","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T16:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=38"},"modified":"2006-08-08T09:32:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T16:32:16","slug":"cant-their-mom-tell-them-to-pipe-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t their mom tell them to pipe down?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I should start up one of those panhandler web sites. \u00a0 &#8220;Send us some money so we can get even with the neighbors, big time. \u00a0 Please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Our neighbors across the street, the same outfit that had the earth mover whapping its bucket against the dump truck all day last week, had a concrete pumper start up at just about exactly 7am today. \u00a0 And it doesn&#8217;t just quietly pump the stuff. \u00a0 Besides the noise of the cement mixer, it also involves banging, scraping, the same kind of released-air sound that a big truck&#8217;s brakes make, and shrill, insistent beeping as various other vehicles back up.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and also (so far) four dump trucks, two loads of sand on the street (!!!), at least three men shouting and a bunch of other unidentifiable racket.<\/p>\n<p>AND this is Tuesday, which means the neighborhood&#8217;s crew of gardeners are also out there with their 5,903,101 leaf blowers.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know whether having our concrete lawn removed, our driveway replaced and several truckloads of topsoil delivered would work out to anywhere near an equivalent amount of noise, but I&#8217;d sure like to be able to try it and find out.<\/p>\n<p>The panhandler web site is looking better all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I should start up one of those panhandler web sites. \u00a0 &#8220;Send us some money so we can get even with the neighbors, big time. \u00a0 Please.&#8221; Our neighbors across the street, the same outfit that had the earth &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=38\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}