My latest song parody.<\/p>\n
To the tune of “Trouble in River City” from “The Music Man”<\/p>\n
Well, either you’re closing your eyes
\nTo a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
\nOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
\nBy the presence of the liberals in your community.
\nWell, ya got trouble, my friend
\nRight here, I say trouble right here in Ditto City<\/p>\n
Why, sure, I’m a Limbaugh list’ner, certainly mighty proud
\nI say I’m always mighty proud to say it
\nI consider the hours I spend with the radio on are golden
\nHelp you ‘preciate straight talk and a cool head and a keen eye
\n‘Jever take and try to find a lick of sense
\nWhen you’re hearing a sobbing Glenn Beck rant?<\/p>\n
But just as I say it takes judgement, brains and maturity
\nTo stick with the right-wing way
\nI say that any boob can take and read a book by Al Franken
\nAnd I call that sick
\nThe first big step on the road to the depths of degreda-<\/p>\n
I say, first – it’s wizards and witches at Hogwarts,
\nThen Chrstopher Hitchens!
\nAnd the next thing you know your kids are changing the channel to NPR
\nAnd listenin’ to some big out-o’-town lib’ral
\nHearin’ him tell about education
\nNot a wholesome Bible school, no
\nBut a place where they learn things right outta books!
\nLike to hear some lib’ral teacher start reading from Karl Marx?
\nMake your blood boil, well I should say<\/p>\n
Now, friends, let me show you what I mean
\nYou got one, two, three, four
\nFive, six commenters on Fox News
\nAnchors that see no difference between
\nThe liberals on the air, with a capital
\n‘L’ and that rhymes with ‘hell’ where liberals go!<\/p>\n
And all week long, your Ditto City youth’ll be
\nFritterin’ away, I say, your young men’ll be fritterin’
\nFritterin’ away their noontime, suppertime, choretime, too
\nThink the best of Obama
\nNever mind throwing teabags on the lawn or the taxes cut
\nOr Al Franken pounded
\nNever mind rooting for the right wing ’til your parents are caught
\nWith a Democrat on election day and that’s trouble<\/p>\n
Yes, ya got lots and lots o’ trouble
\nI’m thinkin’ of the kids in the gangsta outfits, young ones
\nSneakin’ off to tune in MSNBC.
\nYa got liberals, folks, right here in River City
\nWith a capital ‘L’ and that rhymes with ‘hell’
\nWhere liberals go!<\/p>\n
Now I know all you folks are the right kind of people
\nI’m gonna be perfectly frank
\nWould you like to know what kind of conversation goes on
\nWhile they’re spinning across the dial?
\nThey’ll be tryin’ out Rachel, tryin’ out Hardball
\nTryin’ out Olbermann like socialist fiends
\nAnd braggin’ all about how they’re gonna
\nGet their Fox News clips from HuffPost.
\nOne fine night they leave your rec room
\nHeadin’ for the Democrat rally
\nLibertine men and scarlet women and hip-hop
\nShameless music that’ll drag your son, your daughter
\nInto the arms of a jungle animal instinct massteria!
\nFriends, the liberal brain is the devil’s playground, trouble!<\/p>\n
Oh, we got lberals
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nWith a capital ‘L’ and that rhymes with ‘hell’
\nWhere liberals go
\nWhere liberals go<\/p>\n
We surely got liberals
\nWe surely got liberals
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nRight here
\nGotta figure out a way to keep the young ones
\nMoral after school – Our children’s children gonna have
\nTrouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…<\/p>\n
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\nPeople of Ditto City
\nHeed that warning before it’s too late
\nWatch for the tell-tale signs of corruption
\nThe minute your son leaves the house
\nDoes he refasten his waistband below his butt?
\nIs there a Dixie Chicks sign on his favorite t-shirt?
\nU2 CD underneath the mattress?
\nIs he starting to memorize jokes
\nFrom Daily Show and Colbert?
\nAre certain words creeping into his conversation?
\nWords like… hope?
\nAnd… ‘stimulus plan’?<\/p>\n
Well if so, my friends, ya got liberals
\nOh, we got liberals
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nWith a capital ‘L’ and that rhymes with Hell where liberals go<\/p>\n
We’ve surely got liberals
\nWe surely got liberals
\nRight here in Ditto City
\nRight here
\nRemember John Birch, Billy Graham and Tail Gunner Joe?
\nOur children’s children gonna have trouble<\/p>\n
Oho, we got liberals
\nWe’re in terrible, terrible trouble
\nThat place with the multicolored bird is the devil’s tool
\nDevil’s tool<\/p>\n
Yes, we’ve got trouble, trouble, trouble
\nOh, yes, we got liberals, we got lots of liberals
\nWith a capital ‘L’
\nAnd that rhymes with hell
\nWhere liberals go!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My latest song parody. To the tune of “Trouble in River City” from “The Music Man” Well, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the caliber of … Continue reading