{"id":481,"date":"2010-04-01T09:53:01","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=481"},"modified":"2010-04-01T09:53:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:53:01","slug":"if-its-the-last-thing-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=481","title":{"rendered":"If it&#8217;s the last thing I do&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever stop to think about what you do last?\u00a0 People talk about the start of a journey or the start of a project, but what about the end?\u00a0 I got to thinking about this the other day when I realized that there are certain &#8220;last things&#8221; I always do.<\/p>\n<p>Last thing before starting to cook:\u00a0 Make sure the water in the faucet is cold, so if you burn yourself you don&#8217;t have to wait.<\/p>\n<p>Last thing before you turn off the car:\u00a0 Turn down the radio so you don&#8217;t get blasted when you start the car.<\/p>\n<p>Last thing before turning off the computer:\u00a0 Make sure you don&#8217;t have CDs in the drive or flash drives plugged in.\u00a0 They might be bootable.<\/p>\n<p>Last thing before leaving the bathroom: Put the seat AND the lid down.\u00a0 If both genders put everything down, nobody feels put-upon.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else have any last words?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever stop to think about what you do last?\u00a0 People talk about the start of a journey or the start of a project, but what about the end?\u00a0 I got to thinking about this the other day when I realized &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=481\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[55],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}