{"id":883,"date":"2012-12-09T14:00:35","date_gmt":"2012-12-09T22:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=883"},"modified":"2017-03-09T09:57:42","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T17:57:42","slug":"perils-assembly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=883","title":{"rendered":"The perils of assembly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took on the job of assembling a bunch of computers for my husband&#8217;s office. Not so quixotic as it might sound, because (a) I used to work as a computer tech and (b) I&#8217;ve built plenty of computers and (c) they&#8217;re going to pay me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/commons.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Sata_power_cable.JPG\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"zemanta-img-inserted zemanta-img-configured alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/a5\/Sata_power_cable.JPG\/300px-Sata_power_cable.JPG\" alt=\"SATA power cable\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, as with any computer-construction job, sometimes the instructions don&#8217;t quite match the reality. In this case, I was told to attach SATA cables to the hard drives after they&#8217;d been installed in their little cages. As it turns out, my hands are neither that small nor that nimble (the space was pretty darn cramped). So, although I didn&#8217;t hear or feel it happen, one SATA power cable got broken. (For the non-geeks among us, those are the cables that bring the power from the power supply to the drives, and their connectors are unaccountably fragile.) Result: first computer no workee. In fact, once I got it booted up and went to take a bathroom break&#8230; when I came back the thing was stone cold dead. \u00a0AIEEEEE! I&#8217;ve never had a computer just flat-out commit suicide before. This was rather distressing, to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>However, I resolved to have a positive attitude toward the second one, plus assemble it slightly differently so that those fragile connectors were never in peril. And this I did, and lo, the second computer went together in much less time and lo, it looked perfect upon completion.<\/p>\n<p>Except&#8230; \u00a0when I turned it on, the monitor screen flashed briefly and then went blank. SAY WHAT!!!<\/p>\n<p>I re-checked everything and found nothing wrong. I asked my husband to come check everything and he found nothing wrong. We swapped the video cable. No change. Then I said &#8220;Oh, all right, I&#8217;ll go get the monitor off the Mac from the office&#8221; (we were using a really beat-up monitor my husband had scrounged from someplace at work).<\/p>\n<p>Now, excavating the Mac&#8217;s monitor from its place in the office was an adventure unto itself. When we re-did the office we pretty much wedged things into the available space. Efficient and space-saving, as long as nothing had to be moved afterwards. Now I had to move something, and it wasn&#8217;t pretty. \u00a0After pulling \u00a0the keyboard table out, moving the bookcase, moving the power bar, untangling the cables and pulling everything apart, I was finally able to carry the monitor out to the kitchen table where the assembly process was in progress.<\/p>\n<p>I hooked it up, crossed my fingers and flipped the switch. And oh, hallelujah, there was the login screen. If I hadn&#8217;t been certain it would have damaged the floor I would have jumped up and down.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy putting computers together. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll enjoy putting the rest of these together now that I know I&#8217;m actually capable of doing it right.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/?px\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took on the job of assembling a bunch of computers for my husband&#8217;s office. 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