{"id":988,"date":"2013-12-17T11:17:11","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T19:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=988"},"modified":"2017-03-09T09:57:44","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T17:57:44","slug":"official-fashion-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/infmom.net\/journal\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s official. I have no fashion sense."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother had a great sense of style, and no matter what she wore, she looked fabulous. She picked out my clothes for me till the time I went away to college and I had no problem whatsoever with that. I have never had any particular interest in shopping for clothes.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 202px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/53133240@N00\/7694563298\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"zemanta-img-inserted zemanta-img-configured \" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px 5px;\" title=\"jeans watch pocket\" alt=\"jeans watch pocket\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8426\/7694563298_94e5f8188d_m.jpg\" width=\"192\" height=\"124\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">jeans watch pocket (Photo credit: Muffet)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve been out on my own, I have worn whatever&#8217;s required for work, and in my off-work hours it was strictly jeans and a t-shirt or a sweater. Now that I&#8217;ve retired from working for other people and have been working for myself, it&#8217;s jeans and t-shirts or sweaters all the way.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve long been a fan of shopping for nearly all my clothes at thrift stores (I draw the line at buying underwear or shoes there, let me make that perfectly clear). \u00a0Since I&#8217;ve been on Weight Watchers for just over a year, I have lost 35 pounds (with more to go) and it makes no sense to buy brand new clothing when my size changes from month to month. So I have been visiting the thrift stores more often.<\/p>\n<p>And thus I have discovered that the manufacturers of women&#8217;s jeans do not believe women need real pockets. Before I caught on to this, I bought a couple of pairs of jeans with pockets so short I could barely fit the length of my fingers in them. (They went right into our donations bin&#8211;no sense hanging on to stuff that doesn&#8217;t work.) Maybe other women just use the pockets for decoration, but I keep stuff in my pockets. Always.<\/p>\n<p>I have a nail clipper in my pocket just like my dad did. I have a plastic carry case with earplugs in it (because my hearing is so sensitive I can&#8217;t survive in the outside world without them). I have a Victorinox MiniChamp knife, because you never know when you&#8217;ll need one of those tools or a tiny ballpoint pen. And I have a teardrop shaped, clear quartz stone that I&#8217;ve carried around for close to 30 years.<\/p>\n<p>That stuff takes a certain amount of pocket depth. I do not want to risk losing any of it. In fact, I put away my stone because it fell out of my pocket so many times (fortunately, here at home where I can easily retrieve it) and started carrying a much smaller, less lose-able stone instead. (Story of stone-carrying, a hereditary trait, something to be told another day.)<\/p>\n<p>So it is clear that I am out of step with what is fashionable once again. If I find jeans that fit me at the thrift store, the first thing I have to do is push a hand into the pockets to see if they&#8217;re real or just a fashion accessory. I put back a lot of jeans that would otherwise be fine. And there&#8217;s no consistency among brands, either, so I can&#8217;t be assured that I pick this or that brand I&#8217;ll get actual pockets.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a non-fashionista to do?<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/?px\"><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother had a great sense of style, and no matter what she wore, she looked fabulous. 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