GOP Blues 201
Once there was a party that was old and grand,
Voter registrations were in high demand,
Even though their platform came from Calvin C.
Forcing back the clock to how things used to be.
No one asking why the status quo,
Or why they never let an old gripe go.
They’re pushing yesterday’s views,
That’s why they’re singing GOP blues.
Women in the modern world are scary,
These guys barely trust the Virgin Mary!
They’ve lost their pensions, it seems,
But voting like they’ll still be rich some day.
Even Joe the Plumber, he’s the guy they adore,
He couldn’t seem to pay his income taxes before.
Ain’t it a shame, but it’s just more of the same
On re-run avenue.
They’re still second place,
Praying Obama will fall on his face.
Walker, Scott, Pawlenty and Santorum
Praying that the ‘baggers will adore ’em.
They’re focused on yesterday’s news,
They’ve been that way since 1932.
Sucking up to rich folks and ignoring the poor,
The Democrats will organize to show ’em the door.
Now everyone knows the GOP blows
On re-run avenue!!