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February 22, 2008
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The Full Body Project

My book arrived yesterday. It is amazing.

I had never seen the photo of the supermodels on which the cover is based, so I did a Google image search and found it. You can see it here, among other places (copyrighted image by photographer Herb Ritts). Those poor things look so scrawny and apprehensive and freezing cold. Just compare that to the photo of the relaxed, confident, anything-but-cold women on the cover of the book.

I think my favorite photo inside is the one on page 91, which was inspired by Duchamp’s “Nude Nude Descending a StaircaseDescending a Staircase.” Nimoy’s photo (protected by copyright, so I can’t reproduce it here, but that’s all the more reason for you guys to go find the book) shows a group of beautiful women having fun.

In fact, all the photos show beautiful women having fun.

Anyone who has looked at standard-issue nude photos and who has come to the conclusion that a lot of women have pretty near exactly the same shape should look at this unique group of nudes. No two are alike, and that’s how it should be.

I’m so glad I watched the Colbert Report the night Leonard Nimoy talked about this book!

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February 21, 2008
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All the news that fits… or not.

Although I have been using computers since 1969 (well, if handing a stack of punch cards to someone else to feed into a computer can be called “using” it, of course) and online since 1983, I still prefer to get my news from the daily newspaper and from weekly newsmagazines rather than from online sources.

Thus, when the newspaper we’ve subscribed to for years fails to deliver, I get annoyed. The Monday before the election we got no paper, despite the fact that we called them on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Every time we were assured that they’d “send one right out.” Every time, I said “That’s what you told me the last time I called.”

So, this Tuesday the newspaper had some kind of “press problem” that meant pretty much nobody anywhere got a paper. The canned message said that both papers would be delivered on Wednesday.

Wednesday, we got no paper at all. So we called and they said they’d send them right out.

Today, I called to inquire about the status of the two papers we didn’t get yesterday and was assured they’d send them right out. I’m betting they won’t. If we haven’t gotten the papers by the time I have to leave for class, I’m calling again and this time, I’m going to ask them to at least be honest about it if they don’t plan to send us a paper. Saying “We don’t plan to send you out a paper, but we’ll give you credit on the bill for not delivering it” would be the least they could do.

We shall see.
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February 17, 2008
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beauty a la mode

I just saw Leonard Nimoy on the Colbert Report talking about his new book.  I am bound for Amazon to order a copy.

No matter what Colbert says, I don’t think Nimoy should have included nudie photos of himself as well. 🙂

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February 17, 2008
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the book by its cover, part deux

I spent a long time browsing through the WordPress theme viewer and previewing everything that looked likely.  I downloaded several and then spent some more time installing and uninstalling and looking and considering and asking family members to look and consider too.

It boiled down to a choice among five themes.  I tried each in turn, adjusting the various items on the page to coordinate.  One three-column theme turned out to be just too busy when all was said and done.  One theme that I really liked turned out to have missing pieces and wouldn’t install.  One had a sidebar that was way too wide.  One looked really good, but there was no “edit” function for the posts and the borders around my images disappeared, so the text butted right up against them.  And then there was this theme, which excited no one, but in which every component actually worked.

So I have installed it, for now, and will continue to look around for something I like better.

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February 17, 2008
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the book by its cover…

…or the blog by its theme.

I love this [ie. the original] theme, called “Travels with Evelyn,” but it hasn’t been updated for the newest version of WordPress, and some things I try to post mess it up something terrible. Sigh. So I suppose that the best thing for me to do is look around for a new theme, at least in the short run, and hope the designer fixes this one.

I thought about making my own unique theme, but my programming skills are WAY short of what I’d need to do that. So I’m going to start going through the theme browser, and see if I can find a new one that I like well enough. I did the same for my Multi.Colored tattoo blog so I’m sure something good will come along.

Anyone have any suggestions?

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February 14, 2008
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me vs. modern art

I did very well in art classes in high school, and went into college with the intention of majoring in art. I survived the 8am art history classes (80% slides in a darkened room) and I survived the introductory classes where the main goal seemed to be to suck up to the professor just right. It had been my intention to specialize in printmaking and jewelry.

Then I found out that if I did that, my advisor would be the obnoxious prof who’d wanted all the intro students to suck up.

So I changed my major to anthropology and history, and never looked back. Well, not till years later, when I wondered if I shouldn’t have tried to stick it out in art. The thing is, I wasn’t (or thought I wasn’t) good at drawing, or painting, or ceramics, or any of the other specialties, so I thought I had taken the path of least resistance by moving on. The down side, of course, is that I no longer had to do any actual art, and that’s the kind of thing that if you don’t practice, you can’t do it as well any more.

I have a sketchbook from the Pharaohs of the Sun exhibit several years ago. I sketched some of the statues, as best I could. I looked at those sketches the other day and they were terrible. Amateur artwork. But then again, if you don’t sketch anything for 30 years, you kinda forget how it’s done.

At any rate, I never stopped looking at art. F’zer and I went to museums when we could, and I always enjoyed reading articles about art in various magazines. Naturally, as with all things where there is a vast range of techniques and talents, there were some artworks I liked and some I didn’t.

Yesterday, we went to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, where we’ve had a membership for several years, to see the members-only preview of the new Eli Broad building that houses the collection of modern art.

I enjoyed being out with my husband, of course, and it was nice to have the run of a brand-new, three-story building full of artwork. But I doubt I’ll ever set foot in the place again.

Am I an old fuddy-duddy? Could be. I certainly liked being able to see some very famous Andy Warhol works up close. And there were some marvelous chrome sculptures that I thought were absolutely delightful, and one wall-filling collage of china dishes and paint that was amazing. But I just don’t happen to think that a glass case holding a dead lamb in a formalin solution is “art.” It made me queasy, to tell you the truth, and I got out of that gallery as fast as I could. And there were the usual “scribbles and random blotches on canvas” panels, and “here’s a stretched piece of canvas that is just painted one flat color” and other stereotypical examples of the genre.

It’s a shame, really, because it’s things like that that make people stay away, when they could be appreciating the talent of people who create, say, giant chrome sculpbures that look like balloon animals, or a wave-form sculpture made of massive panels of rusted steel that filled up two rooms and made one marvel at what it took to create it.

Too many pieces where the ick-factor rules supreme dull anyone’s appreciation. They sure did mine.

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January 30, 2008
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The best politicians money can buy?

photo credit: Nuts Bout Nuttn

The longer this stupid political campaign goes on, the more I realize that while I don’t actually like any of the people running, there are two people I would like to see win. Unfortunately, one is a Republican and one is a Democrat. The Republicans are terrified of letting us nonpartisans vote for their guys in the primary (and given the quality of Republican candidates in the recent past, not an unjustified fear, because we independents would have nothing to do with right-wing losers like that) but I can, if I wish, ask for a Democratic ballot on primary-election day and have at it.

I have been a nonpartisan voter all my life, except for a brief period where I was a registered Republican solely for the purpose of voting for John Anderson in the 1980 Kansas primary. I’ve been voting since 1972, and in that time span there have been four times when I have voted for a candidate instead of against the other guy. I voted for Ford in 1976, Anderson in 1980, and Clinton both times he ran. So that’s one Republican, one Independent and one Democrat. The rest of the time I just held my nose and voted for whoever was least disgusting. Is it worth giving up a lifetime of being firmly nonpartisan to vote for one of the Democrats? I still haven’t decided whether I feel strongly enough to do that. But I do actually want one Democrat to win.

And I didn’t think it would come to that when it all started. And I’ve been relentlessly muting all the political ads and all the talk about the elections on the 10pm news, too. Heaven only knows how I’d feel if I’d been listening.

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January 28, 2008
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RTFM

In my series about taking a stand against ignorance, I said that reading is the key. And that doesn’t just apply to people trying to take a stand against ignorance–it applies to just about everyone. We all buy new appliances or other electronic devices now and again. And believe me, there is no more important time for reading than when one’s learning how to work something new.

I’ve done tech support for over 20 years now. I’ve also learned a lot of new things and tried, at least, to master a lot of new gizmos that have been invented in that time. Thus, it’s hard for me to understand why so many people just never bother to read the manual.

I’m sure almost everyone has heard the old saw “When all else fails, read the directions.” That would not be so universally applicable, of course, if people actually did read the directions. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen piteous wails from people who took back a messed-up laptop computer to the uncaring big-box store they bought it from, only to have the computer sent who-knows-where by the service department and who-knows-when they’ll get it back. Do the instructions that came with the computer say “Take it back where you bought it”? No, they do not. They say “Take it to an authorized service center.” But almost nobody bothers to read that part. And then they come to an online forum and carry on about how badly they were treated by the store and how long they’ve been without the computer, and if they’re asked if they found the store’s name on the list of authorized service centers… well, the person asking the question might just as well be speaking Martian.

Unhelpful help, and more

Of course, the manufacturers themselves have contributed to the problem by supplying only quickie setup guides in the box and relegating the real user manuals to computer files of some sort–whether a “help” file or a manual in PDF format. Help files are short, and you often have to know exactly what you’re looking for to get the answer you need. The manufacturer may use terminology that the user wouldn’t think of in a million years. When I was writing software manuals by translating programmer-ese into English, I used to joke that a programmer illuminated a room by disabling the light inhibit. I’m a pretty advanced user of Microsoft Word (having dealt with it since version 3 for DOS) but I long ago gave up trying to do any serious looking-up with its help files (even with the cute little cat I’ve got standing in for that idiot paper clip). One good book on the subject, a minute or so browsing the index, and bingo, I’ve got the answer I could have clicked forever to try to find in “help.”

So why don’t people read the directions? There’s usually no faster way to get things going properly, or to fix things that have gone wrong. And, of course, reading the directions makes one self-reliant. How much better it is, to be able to flip a page or two and fix what’s wrong.

The question of self-reliance

When I started out in radio, if something would go flooie (technical term) when the Chief Engineer was not there, and we called for help, the first question we would be asked was “What have you tried already?” In other words, we were expected to know at least a bit about what might be done to try to fix the problem, and to actually try it, before we threw in the towel and bothered the engineer at home. And yet by the time my husband became a Chief Engineer, it seemed as though nobody bothered to try to solve the problem themselves–they’d just call the engineer, even if it was a problem they’d called about a dozen times before.

I’ve found, in teaching people how to use computers, that there seems to be an almost universal fear of “breaking something” or “messing something up.” Wouldn’t it be easier to read the directions and find the solution in writing? But no, people want someone else to tell them what to do.

I don’t have the answers. I just read the directions. I guess I’m one of the few people in the world who actually does RTFM.

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January 17, 2008
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Cat politics

A year or so ago, I read a book called Cat vs. Cat: keeping peace when you have more than one cat by Pam Johnson-Bennett. Up till then, I had not realized that house cats have a “pecking order” too.

In the summer of 1994, we rescued a mama cat and her five kittens. Eventually, three of the kittens were adopted by friends, and we kept two. My daughter likes to give cats names from Shakespeare, so the mama cat became Caliban (because she had a severely distorted spine, a very short tail and a grumpy disposition) and the one male kitten was Tybalt. I put my foot down on naming the calico kitten Antonio, though, and thus she became Calypso.

Time has passed, life has gone on, and Caliban and Calypso are gone. In all his nearly-14-years, Tybalt, despite being larger than many small dogs, has never been the dominant cat. He got his butt kicked by his mother on a regular basis, and after Caliban died, Tybalt and Calypso did some wrangling for position, and what came out of it was that Tybalt wasn’t about to agree that Calypso was now the dominant cat, but he didn’t mind letting her think she was.

After Calypso died, Tybalt was an Only Cat for the first time in his life, and that took some getting used to, for all of us. Still, though, it gave him a bit of breathing room before we felt we were ready to adopt another cat.

Zoe came to us from a home where there were a lot of cats being fostered. It’s clear she’s not used to being the dominant cat, either. So what we have here is two second bananas trying to establish who’s who, and it’s extremely interesting to watch. I’m glad I read that book or I’d have had a lot less insight into what’s going on.

Tybalt’s not accustomed to asserting himself, and he’s such a non-hisser that the first few times he tried to hiss at Zoe, all he did was make himself cough. Zoe is apparently used to standing her ground, so she doesn’t just run away when Mr. Monster Kitty tries to move in on her. We’ve had a few scuffles and spats, and Tybalt seems terribly confused by the notion of asserting himself in the face of female-cat opposition, but I think his few months alone at the top have helped give him a bit more confidence.

The cats take their accustomed placesSo, I guess we will have to see how all this plays out. Zoe’s backed down a couple of times, but she’s also stood her ground a couple of times and has won. It’s kind of nice to have a female cat in the household who’s not cranky and doesn’t just hiss at Tybalt on general principles, I must say.

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January 16, 2008
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testing, testing… ooops…

Well, I did try out an Amazon banner in a previous message, but my WordPress theme doesn’t seem to like it much.  So the banner’s gone and so is the message.

Serves me right for trying to put ads in commentary.  🙂

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